Blue Eggs and Ham script parody

Cassandra: I am Cass...Cass-I-am.

Nightmare: That Cass-I-am! That Cass-I-am! I do not like that Cass-I-am!

Cassandra: Do you like blue eggs and ham?

Nightmare: I do not like them, Cass-I-am. I do not like blue eggs and ham.

Cassandra: Would you like them here or there?

Nightmare: I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like blue eggs and ham. I do not like them, Cass-I-am.

Cassandra: Would you like them on a mat? Would you like them with a Rat?

Nightmare: I do not like them on a mat. I do not like them with a Rat. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like blue eggs and ham. I do not like them, Cass-I-am.

Cassandra: Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a Voxx?

Nightmare: Not in a box. Not with a Voxx. Not on a mat. Not with a Rat. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat blue eggs and ham. I do not like them, Cass-I-am.

Cassandra: Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.

Nightmare: I would not, could not, in a car.

Cassandra: You may like them. You will know. You may like them in the snow!

Nightmare: I would not, could not in the snow. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a Voxx. I do not like them on a mat. I do not like them with a Rat. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like blue eggs and ham. I do not like them, Cass-I-am.

Cassandra: A plane! A plane! A plane! A plane! Could you, would you, in a plane?

Nightmare: Not in a plane! Not in the snow! Not in a car! Cass! Let me go! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a Voxx. I will not eat them with a Rat. I will not eat them on a mat. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not eat blue eggs and ham. I do not like them, Cass-I-am.

Cassandra: Say! At the park? Here at the park! Would you, could you, at the park?

Nightmare: I would not, could not, at the park.

Cassandra: Would you, could you, in the train?

Nightmare: I would not, could not, in the train. Not at the park. Not in a plane. Not in a car. Not in the snow. I do not like them, Cass, you know. Not on a mat. Not in a box. Not with a Rat. Not with a Voxx. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!

Cassandra: You do not like blue eggs and ham?

Nightmare: I do not like them, Cass-I-am.

Cassandra: Would you, could you, with a Groat?

Nightmare: I would not, could not, with a Groat!

Cassandra: Would you, could you, near a moat?

Nightmare: I would not, could not, near a moat. I will not, will not, with a Groat. I will not eat them in the train. I will not eat them in a plane. Not at the park! Not in the snow! Not in a car! You let me go! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a Voxx. I will not eat them on a mat. I do not like them with a Rat. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like blue eggs and ham! I do not like them, Cass-I-am.

Cassandra: You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.

Nightmare: Cass! If you let me be, I will try them. You'll see.
(eats the Soul Calibur-infested "blue eggs and ham")

Nightmare: Say! I like blue eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Cass-I-am! And I would eat them near a moat. And I would eat them with a Groat...and I will eat them in the train. And at the park. And in the plane. And in a car. And in the snow. They're so very good, you know!
So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a Voxx. And I will eat them on a mat. And I will eat them with a Rat. And I will eat them here or there. I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I DO like blue eggs and ham! Thank you, thank you so much, Cass-I-am!